Why women suck at sex Old Lady edition

So I just did a post “Why women suck at sex”  and then I realized I am old, my doubts are totally different.

1.)    Will care that the milks’ gone bad?

So forget the size of the boobies, how about the fact that them jawns have decided to sag a little?

2.)    I didn’t wax, nair, shave and I don’t mean legs, will he care?

When you get old you just don’t give a…..

3.)    Um love handles, is that a deal breaker?

Fat, metabolism is a little slow, got a gut, you got a problem?

4.)    Wrinkles.

I worry about wrinkles, they say black don’t crack but he I am light skinned and I afraid I will be looking like the cript keeper soon.

5.)    I just don’t feel like it!

When this happens…IDK!!!

Of course as an older woman you just don’t give a bleep! It is what it is…

What you'll be dealing with anyway....