Why women suck at sex….

This is not an average blog for me, considering my dad reads at times, as does other family members. Sometimes you have to be 28-yrs-old. I’ll go back to being 13 in just a moment. Honestly I am not sure what put this in my mind as I was walking to the corner store. Maybe it was because of all of my daily insecurities that I simply play off. Playing them off doesn’t help that much while getting your groove on though and can play a role in your mentality which can play a role in the physical, which can “rueen” libido. You know what they say it’s not what’s between your legs it’s what’s between your ears.   Insecurities that can occur during that intimate moment are as follows:

1.)    Can he tell one boob is bigger than the other?

Seriously can you? There are so many females that deal with this problem on a regular.  Unless we are talking about one A-cup and one C-cup, I think you can stop thinking about this…he’s not noticing this…and once you get this off you mind your hormones can start their engines and maybe when blood starts to flow your boobies will become engorges and ending your problem in the moment.  (If your boobs are drastically different seek advice from your Doc)

2.)    Am I sexy enough?

If he doesn’t think this now then why are about to do the do with this dude? If you are questioning yourself about being sexy at that moment, you probably shouldn’t be having sex, especially if you are under 25 and virginal (the frontal lobe of the brain isn’t completely developed until 25 {which is way I can even write this right now}). If you are a part of the over 25 none virginal crowd, then we need to re-assess the value ourselves!!! (If you are a virgin God Bless you).  First of all, no one and by no one I mean the dude, is not thinking about being sexy. Sex is not sexy. (It’s downright gross when you think of it biologically).  Cut this out of your thinking , as a matter of fact you have to start thinking about how DAMN sexy you are and how Romeo Santos (please see video) , Channing Tatum, or whoever is your cup of tea are damn sexy….LOLZ

3.)    Do I smell ok, i.e. down there?

Hey, I’m just saying….hopefully if you showered and you’ve got that, love spell, pure seduction, or strawberry champagne going then you should be good otherwise you need to see a doctor. For just in case situations carry summer’s eve cleansing cloths, they are packaged individually. To make it sexy why not put out the “hey let’s take a shower together” thing…it will work, because he probably stinks too (men have peculiar odors). He’s not going to say anything anyway until he gets with his boys, [I’ve heard the stories from the fellas] (unless he’s your husband and gives a damn he might want to make sure you are ok since he lives with you and that....).

4.)     OMG I can’t believe I am doing this or why am I doing this?

If you are thinking this stop immediately, because you bursting in tears before or after is only going to freak him and cause for more anxiety. Work things out with yourself before partaking of sexual activity. BTW you don’t have to be a virgin to have such feelings….

5.)    Does he like this?

Yes. Shut up!  Sounds like you and your boo need some dialogue. Yeah I know they can be such d**ks but it is what it is.  

Overall, I hope that the relationship that us women put ourselves though is worth all of the anxieties, if not let that be a learning experience and move on. Get right with yourself meaning fall in love with yourself (not with a vibrator that’s not the same thing) Know who you are and love that person. You have to be able to do this before you can move on to a relationship involving another person and especially before you can make it sexual. It’s difficult because a women can come up with a reason for why they are not up to par in a minute, but you have to let that “I’m so ugly, sh*t” go. Even if that hottie at the Sunglass, kiosk in the mall took a double take at you and the reaction was almost as if he wanted to say “never mind” and rueened your shopping experience for the night because you thought you was looking alright!” Oh wait I’m back. Overall let’s love us before we love them, because once you love them…SMH….